The Hipster Mom

The Hipster Mom Say's Try This!: Tag Your Food

This actually would have helped me tremendously before I was a mom but I wasn't that resourceful then. This is easy and will save you a bunch of time guessing whether or not your going to poison your kid, your family and yourself. 

Tip: Keep a Sharpie handy in the kitch (On a window sill or even tied to a magnet on the fridge) and always mark the things you open with the date. Duh! It's not rocket science but just trying to make each day a little easier and run just a little more smoothly. Let's call it cutting down on the chaos. Think smarter, not harder people!

The Hipster Mom Say's Try This!

Sometimes there are things that I want to tell Fritz right now that he really doesn't give a shit about. Things like "Look kid, ya gotta fake it till' you make it" or that he neeeeeds to see Fast Times at Ridgemont High and For a Few Dollars More. So I developed a sort of advice/list book for him. This is very simple and requires no "scrapping", glueing or cutting. All you need is a journal of some kind and a pen. I say be loose with it. There's no rules to what can be written in it. But here are some of the things that I've been writing in my book to Fritz: 

Letters: These are mostly about how much I love him or what he is doing at that very moment I'm writing the letter. Dear Fritz,....Right now your smashing the remote into your head at full force and saying "Owwwch". You have no idea how much I love your little punkin butt..ect.

Movies: I love amazing and odd ball B movies and hopefully one day fritz will take my advice and see all these cool movies I know about. I think its important that he sees things like: Return Of The Alien Deadly Spawn, Toxic Avenger and anything Troma, All the Sleepaway Camp's, Wet Hot American Summer, FrankenHooker, Dirty Harry, Style Wars and Breakin'.